Please check out my friend's (NobleHonor) post. I js hired that guy to do a post for me cuz im too lazy...

Hi. It is I. The one and only.
YourGirliePop
<3

And I love Hello Kitty
(its obvious)

~~> Im having a Great day :)

~~> lol 😂

So we need to talk about how English spelling is a total mess because whoever decided to spell the word photo was clearly having a breakdown. You learn that the letter F makes the "fff" sound, which makes total sense. But instead of letting F do its job, English gives you P-H-O-T-O. F was just out here aura farming, thinking it was the undisputed king of the "fff" sound, until P showed up, absolutely roasted him, and stole his entire brand. In a word like potato, the P stays in its lane and goes "puh" like a normal letter.


Potato: r u guys talking about me 😏
Me: kinda

Potato: Really?!
Me: Nah dude, get lost 🙄

Potato: Ok gng bye😭😭

But the second that same P hangs out with an H, they form a toxic clique, completely forget who they are, and start making an F sound for no good reason just to gatekeep F from its own kingdom. F is literally sitting on the bench watching these two frauds identity-theft its entire personality while English coaches just stand there allowing the betrayal.



If a kid writes down F-O-T-O because they are just using common sense, they get a giant red mark on their paper. They get told they are wrong because they didn't check with the ghost of ancient Greek words from thousands of years ago before sharing a cat picture. Defending this system is crazy because we have a working letter F just sitting around doing zero labor while P and H are working double shifts.

Teacher:

That poor kid:


It is like forcing a plumber and a painter to stand on each other's shoulders in a giant trench coat and try to bake a cake instead of just hiring a real chef. The language is literally forcing two letters to do a fusion dance from Dragon Ball Z just to copy a guy who is standing right next to them.



Imagine explaining to a grown adult that the word "phone" starts with a P, but you don't say the P, and it also has an H, but you don't say the H either. Instead, you just make a sound that belongs to a totally different letter. They look at you like you are crazy, and they are right because it sounds like a trick question rather than a basic rule for talking to people.


(IMAGINE THAT THERE WAS A WORD "PHOTO" GIF ROGHT HERE CUZ THERE WERE NONE)

If you try to find a pattern to save yourself, you just get lost because the alphabet is constantly plotting a betrayal. You look at the word "ghost" and the H is just a silent freeloading ghost, you look at "rough" and G-H are suddenly doing heavy lifting to sound like an F at the end, and "photo" puts the P-H at the very start just to give you a visual jump scare.




I know that... (idk)
Yea, and it is true

YourGirliePop
.... like bruh, js get out already :) ....

Byeee <3