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I'll be watching you..😑👀👁️
with my eyes
ofc
I'll js drop you off of the 12 story building


if yes then:

yeah..😅

HAVE FUN READING <3🤍🤍

Random Yap Posts - Days 11, 12, 13, 16, 17, 18, 19 and 20

R still ~rEmAInINg~💅😭🥀
So I'm js covering 1 day of that

SO... TODAY'S LEGENDARY TOPIC IS...........

How To Actually Make Pizza

Btw I turned it into a Shonen Arc to make it easier to understand
ur welcome


So what if I tell you that

were always making PIZZA the wrong way ALL THE TIMEEEEE!!!!???

Yes you were...

Welcome to the Pizza Awakening Arc where we are locking in to cook the ultimate Pizza....

and yes I will teach you how to make the one I am eating ofc :)

Episode One: The Desert Training Filler

Our hero treks into the Valley of Shifting Sands to hunt wild desert yeast because its aggressive fermentation properties make dough rise instantly. To survive the crushing wind pressure you activate your Aero Kinetic Barrier which is a defensive shield of sliced air to safely seal the spores in a jar.

Episode Two: The Tournament Arc for Flour

Next you use Gravity Inversion to flip your weight and leap onto the floating islands of Mount Tempest. You need Heavenly Grain because high altitude ozone makes the wheat proteins absurdly strong for a perfect crust. You defeat the Gluten Guardian and use Fist of Flowing Water to punch the wheat at a microscopic level instantly milling it into a powder finer than silk.


(I made him the Gluten Guardian cuz yowaimo🤞🤧)

Episode Three: The Underworld Infiltration

For the sauce you dive into the Magma Chasm of Mount Vesuvius because volcanic soil grows tomatoes with an extreme unreplicable sweetness. You coat your body in Hellfire Armor so you do not vaporize then crush the glowing tomatoes with your Telekinetic Grip to trap the volcanic smoke directly inside the sauce.




so cute😭🥰

Episode Four: Taming the Beast

You track the Celestial Water Buffalo in the Moonlight Bamboo Forest because its spiritual diet makes the richest milk for the ultimate cheese pool. You use Empathic Synchronization to match its heartbeat and calm it snatch the milk with a lightning fast Chrono Dash and hit it with an Absolute Zero Cryo Blast to separate the cheese curds instantly.

Episode Five: The Final Battle

Back home you slap the dough on a slab of dragon scaled steel. You unleash your ultimate move Domain Expansion Infinite Kiln trapping the pizza in a sphere of pure solar energy. You channel exactly three percent of your power for forty five seconds which is the precise cosmic math needed to char the crust flawlessly without turning your whole neighborhood to ash.


not Ash
But

The actual ash


I gave you many episodes....
So now if you don't understand how to make pizza....
Then js practice....😭🙏



And if you try to teach me:

(i found this outta nowhere)

YourGirliePop
now signing out <3
BYE honey 🤍🦋🐝