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SPECIAL REPORT: KUROSAKI HAS ENTERED SEIREITEI?!

So... apparently Soul Society is having another one of those days.

Earlier today, several Shinigami reported seeing Ichigo Kurosaki walking around Seireitei.

Now, that's not exactly unusual. The guy shows up whenever there's trouble.

But here's the weird part.

He was apparently looking for the Captains' meeting room.

Why?

Nobody knows.

We asked a few people about the incident.

Reporter: "Captain Renji, do you know why Kurosaki was here?"

Renji: "Why are you asking me? That guy doesn't even follow the rules."

Reporter: "Any idea where he went?"

Renji: "Probably looking for Rukia. Again."

We also tried getting a statement from Rukia, but she simply told us to stop wasting her time.

Fair enough.

Meanwhile, Captain Byakuya Kuchiki has reportedly requested that all unauthorized visitors be removed from Seireitei.

We also heard someone shout "BANKAI!" during the investigation.

Turns out it was just a guy trying to impress his friends.

Honestly, some people need to calm down.

UNCONFIRMED UPDATE:

Ichigo has apparently left without attending the meeting.

Sources say he was last seen heading towards the human world.

At this point, we're convinced he has a permanent VIP pass between worlds.

And can someone please tell Urahara to stop selling suspicious things? We have enough problems already.

That's all for today's report. Thanks for reading

— Seireitei Times Editorial team